If you thought Wade and Tait were piss poor traders, you haven't meant every market makers dream - Don.
He currently holds the record for most trades in one day - 89. (He also holds the record for longest unintentional celibacy, but that's a different blog.)
He claims he's looking for a way to defund his retirement. Congrats. You're on your way.
Let's get back to the 89 trades for a moment. That's about $1800 in commissions in one day.
You know how American Express has a black card for big spenders?
Don holds an E-Trade black card.
Rumor is that when he threatened to go to Options Xpress, E-Trade set up a corner office for him with his own assistant to run errands so he didn't have to pull himself away from the computer.
He's never told us how much he was down that day, but at cards that night he showed up with a bunch of rolled pennies.
Welcome aboard Don!