Ever see one of those Samurai guys slice through one of those bundles of bamboo thingies?
The market was the Samurai and Wade was that bundle of stuff. The market then proceed to urinate on Wade's birfurcated body. Then burn it. Then urinate on the burned body.
That's how bad the last two days have been.
WADE BOUGHT - 5 TSL (Aug) $30 PUTS for $1.10 - SOLD or $1.15 (25) (greed is NOT good - should have made $400 but held on thru a reversal thinking it would stop - dumb)
WADE BOUGHT - 10 JRCC (Aug) $20 CALLS for $1.55 - SOLD for .65 (-900)
WADE HOLDS - 31 DRYS (Aug) $6 CALLS at .90 (Can't wait to see how this works out. I rented Titanic last night - is that wrong?)
TAIT HOLDS 20 of the same DRYS CALLS.
WADE HOLDS - 8 DRYS (Aug) $7 CALLS at .40.
TAIT HOLDS - 8 DRYS (Aug) $8 CALLS at .30 (Yeah, those will make money.)
WADE HOLDS - 10 AVAV (Aug) $30 PUTS at $2.15 (Look at that chart - is there any reason in the world that did not tank today other than the fact we own it???)
TAIT HOLDS the same AVAV PUTS.
TAIT HOLDS- 10 QSII (Sept) $50 CALLS at $7.60
WADE STILL HOLDS 2500 JAV - LOOK AT THAT CHART PEOPLE - IT'S NOT TOO LATE. ERESKA NEWS VERY SOON. (DTD is not liable for any idiot following us into any trade)
We're not even putting in the various chasing QQQQ's and SPY trades which never worked out. Wade has sworn them off. (Yeah, right)
This is a good one. Went to place an order for GERN CALLS based on Tait's recommendation. (1st mistake) Since we've only been douched 3 or 4 times in the past by this stock, figured this time it might work out - right. Said no funds available - not sure why. 10 minutes later the Order Status screen shows 1 contract bought - WTF! Now I own 1 contract of GERN CALLS. Probably go up $5 tomorrow.
If DRYS hits tomorrow, Wade and Tait are grabbing a big fat steak. If it tanks, we're getting a hard line loan from the money store.
DOUCHE OF THE DAY - Tori Amos for screwin' with WADE'S head last night.
PUNCH IN THE FACE OF THE DAY - The next Japanese guy I see on the street.