Now, I'm not saying Tait doesn't have balls. Big balls. Unfortunately his cranial capacity is in direct inverse relationship. Point in fact - Facebook - CALLS - THURS (1 day before Oct. options expiration mind you) Buys a few hundred bucks worth looking for a quick pop.
Decides to make himself a sandwich. You know, a nice little break in his otherwise miserable trading day.
CUT TO: 45 minutes later, Tait trots down the stairs wringing his hands like Mr. Burns - Trade value is now $6 after a downward move. YES, that's $6. Has to hold or now he takes a hit on the trade commission and loses another $7. Fantastic move douche.
Wouldn't be surprised if Zuckerberg didn't call Tait directly and thank him for lunch.
Facebook = Facepunch