"Hang on." said the carni. "This one;s gonna be a doozy."
With the insight of a blind man, on MAY 7, Wade decides to buy 20 calls on QQQ. He thinks he sees an opening.
More like a sinkhole.
He checks his account thirty seconds later - down $400. WTF he thinks.
Qs immediately dropped after his trade. But here's what separates the men from the douchebags of the world. He realizes he bought MAY 8th expirations!
In what can only be described as blind panic, he dumps the lot.
Too bad the market took off ten minutes later. He would have made a grand instead of headlines.
This trade was like his sex life. In and out in 2 minutes with nothing but disappointment and regret after.
We honestly wish we were making this up.
We assume this was his reaction getting the news.
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